The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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