There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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