Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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