This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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