Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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