enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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