There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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