I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Randomize
