At least make sure they are 18
Why
You can't motorboat a personality
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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