you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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