This girl is more easily done than said...
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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