Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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