return my video game
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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