Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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