I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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