Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I'm always down for nudity.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
