is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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