Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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