HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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