weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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