ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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