I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
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