Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
