The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I didn't notice because vodka
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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