...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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