I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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