She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Randomize
