Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
i out mim tonsoeep
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