tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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