Dual....:-)
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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