This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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