Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
jump out the window naked night went bad
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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