you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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