This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
