A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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