Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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