Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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