just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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