Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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