In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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