this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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