Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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