its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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