I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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