I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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