i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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