I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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