I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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