what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
