He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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