I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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