And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Randomize
