Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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