Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
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