Well douche your snatch and let's go!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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