@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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